A Castle in the Clouds

Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all. - Dale Carnegie

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train.

One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with a wooden stake.

Pain is inevitable.  Suffering is optional.

You might as well take all of me--the parts you want aren't removable.

Out of my mind.  Back in 5 minutes.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.

I don't suffer from insanity.  I enjoy every minute of it!

No pressure, no diamonds.  -- Mary Case

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.  -- F.P. Jones

What has four arms and one leg?  A happy pit bull.

Due to financial constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished.